WTF is that Goblin Wearing?

Okay, so in my game of Crapsack Goblins where most of the players are still running around in loin cloths, I realized it would be helpful to have some help in thinking up weird and hilarious clothing options for the goblins they encounter. Thus, the following table was born. It is intended so that you can either roll 1d20 and get a reasonably coherent (for a goblin) outfit, or you can roll for as many of the columns as you like. The "condition" can either be applied to the whole outfit or to each individual piece, depending on how detailed you want to get. Let me know what you think!

Automatic 1 Roll Results
Automatic Each Column with Condition

WTF is this Goblin Wearing?

	Condition	Shoes	Pants	Shirt	Hat
1	Raggedy Ass	No shoes	No Pants	No shirt	No hat
2	Filthy	Cloth Sandals	Loin cloth	Fleas	Matted dreadlocks
3	Full of holes	Human boots	Bright colored striped pants	Oversize tunic	Jaunty floppy hat with feather
4	Lousy	Rats for shoes	Fur pants	Fur Vest	Davy Crockett Hat
5	Stained	Goblin-leather moccasins	Leather pants	Sweet Long Jacket	Pirate Hat
6	Shit-covered	Metal-toe boots	Tough canvas pants	Cut-off sleeve tunic	Helmet
7	Strangely Immaculate	Burlap sacks	Burlap pants	Burlap Sack	Burlap Sack Mask
8	Faded blood stains	Leather Sandals	Overalls	Bright colored striped shirt	Robin Hood Hat
9	Sticky	Long, pointy toes	Poofy Pantaloons	Poofy sleeve shirt	Skullcap
10	Falling Apart	Bandanas wrapped around feet	Skirt	Military Doublet	Bandana on head
11	Sturdy	Human Socks	Liederhosen	Knight's Tabbard	Eyepatch
12	Moth-eaten	Mud on feet	Cloth Diaper	Long Robes	Pointy hat
13	Flea-ridden	No shoes	Kilt	Loose Cotton Shirt	Long Flowing Hair
14	Greasy	High heels with buckles	Hose	Dress	Curly Hair Wig
15	Faded	Wooden Sandals	Silk Pants	Kimono	Top Knot
16	Worn-Out	Sandals with Socks	Tweed trousers	Heavy Wool Tunic	Bonnet
17	Mostly Clean	Leather Shoes	Cloth Trousers	Collared, button down shirt	Top Hat
18	Heavily Repaired	Cloth Sandals	Brightly Sequined Pants	Dishdasha	Agal
19	Fresh Blood Stains	Cowboy Boots	Mariachi Pants	Heavily Embroidered Cloth Shirt	Sombrero
20	Gently Used	Slippers	No Pants	Religious Robes	Bishop Hat