Best Spam Comment Ever

Wow, I normally wouldn't give any sort of attention to a spam comment, but this was too fantastic to pass up (posted to several of my posts as comments and removed, but good job, spammer, your post is getting immortalized here:

Vampires is not at all like in the movies or books. Sure, I understand. You are young you have the whole world open to you. You can be anything that you choose if you apply yourself and try hard to work toward that goal. But being a Vampire is not what it seems like. It’s a life full of good, and amazing things. We are as human as you are.. It’s not what you are that counts, But how you choose to be. Do you want a life full of interesting things? Do you want to have power and influence over others? To be charming and desirable? To have wealth, health, and longevity? contact the Vampires Lord on his Email: Richvampirekindom@gmail.com 

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  2. If you do, I hope it's better than when I signed up to the Illuminati, and then just kept getting sent jewellery catalogues.

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  3. They’ve been posting all over our boards

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    1. That IS an awesome doozy! Sounds like "laura from united states" is now a very happy happy woman: "Dr. BAKABA who use[d his] great powers to cast a spell that brought JOHNSON back to me within 3days."
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      Thanks to my sieve-like memory, I forget who did this, but somebody about a month ago did a clever make-lemonade-out-of-spam-comments D&D-able table on their blog. This is gold like comedian James Veitch vs. spammers (TED talks and YouTube videos worth seeking out - they eventually email him: "Please stop emailing me" - he got a standing ovation from the TED talk crowd for that)

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